On other "No You DIDN'T" fronts:

I have decided to ignore my, ahem, problem child. This person is not only a bonfide cock cuddler (see CC rant), but takes it upon herself to divulge and cry about her shitty relationship to me all the time. In return, I get to see all the Facebook update threads of her and her jackass boyfriend making up. It's enough to turn your stomach I tell you. There is one thing I've learned about women like this: they feed off of drama and their relationship requires a healthy dose of this drama to make their lives exciting, fucked up, turmultuous, or whatever. So how did I counter? At first I ignored. But that did not work b/c all she did was continue to harass me w/text msgs, emails, and the like. Then I figured it out. I accomplished what I set out to do by IGNORING any and every comment when she tried baiting me into her usual relationship bitch session. I think it will probably take a few more sessions of this to sink in b/f she really gets it, but in the meantime, OMG am I glad I don't have to listen to that BS anymore...