On other "No You DIDN'T" fronts:

I have decided to ignore my, ahem, problem child. This person is not only a bonfide cock cuddler (see CC rant), but takes it upon herself to divulge and cry about her shitty relationship to me all the time. In return, I get to see all the Facebook update threads of her and her jackass boyfriend making up. It's enough to turn your stomach I tell you. There is one thing I've learned about women like this: they feed off of drama and their relationship requires a healthy dose of this drama to make their lives exciting, fucked up, turmultuous, or whatever. So how did I counter? At first I ignored. But that did not work b/c all she did was continue to harass me w/text msgs, emails, and the like. Then I figured it out. I accomplished what I set out to do by IGNORING any and every comment when she tried baiting me into her usual relationship bitch session. I think it will probably take a few more sessions of this to sink in b/f she really gets it, but in the meantime, OMG am I glad I don't have to listen to that BS anymore...

The MAN is at it again

So upon completing one of my current assignments, a write up for why certain PhDs/MDs around here deserve a $1K bonus (clearly this came from my boss, not me), our dearly beloved program analyst (another peon like myself) stops by. So he says to me, "HEY! What about us?" Now me being the modest person that I am, replies "You THINK that WE should get one too?" To which he says "Uh YEAH. WE did ALL the work behind it." So I proposed this to my boss. I proposed that this person and myself either a) be included on the award nomination or b) perhaps we should be nominated for a LITTLE something...giftcard anyone? And like the old phrase goes, askin ain't gettin. So once again the high ranking shits of society get the loot while the peons do all their stinkin work to make it happen.