Monday, July 14, 2008

How to tell if you SUCK...

(This is similar to the last blog, but after being dissed by a CC I felt we needed one w/an angrier tone.)

1) If you indulge your non-plan committal boyfriend by not committing to plans with your friends any longer. (You suck even worse if you show up to "appease" your friends with your boyfriend and make no attempts to socialize or speak to anyone b/c you cater to him.)

2) If the reason why you do this is because you just CANNOT find it possible to remove yourself from hibernating up his asshole.

3) If your friends stop inviting you to things because they are tired of your flakey cc ass, but yet you play the victim by refusing to accept responsibility in the situation and being a martyr.

4) If all of your interests now come second to your significant other's interest.

5) If one day you look around and realize that all your friends have abandoned you and you just cannot understand WHY this happened.

Any more that anyone else can think of?

Beware! Beware! Be a Very Wary Bear!

Does she constantly check her phone every 5, 10, 15 minutes to check to see if she missed his call because he said he'd "call her later"?

Does she refuse to make plans because he mentioned something at sometime wanting to do something with her so she keeps her calendar open in case he decides on when that is?

Does she constantly fuss about whether or not he's looking at other girls and whether or not she's prettier than those other girls?

Does she talk about his likes and dislikes when he is not there and wasn't brought up in any conversation?

Does she cancel plans with you because he called/texted/emailed saying that he can do something at the exact same time you had plans to do something?

Does she make excuses for his bad behavior EVEN AFTER she had complained about the same behavior in a recent conversation?

These are warning signs that your friend may be...a Cock Cuddler.