The word is that Sean asked Em to marry him and she said yes. They are getting MAHRIED!
CONGRATULATIONS!
Monday, October 20, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
...and then I said no.
I was sitting on the El this morning going to work while listening to my iPod, minding my own business and pondering whether to believe the Weather Channel in the future or not. During the Great Debate at 8:08 there was a woman sitting next to me with a million bags and we co-existed for about 5 or 6 stops at which point she exited and I zoned out once more.
Then all of a sudden something hit me, pretty sure it was a newspaper or something paper-esque. I look at my arm and then I look at what may have struck me when I see it was an old lady holding a magazine. I of course glare at her. She is old enough to know better that hitting someone with your magazine is quite rude. I look at her face and her strange haircut that hasn't changed since she decided this was "her look" with the too dark hair for her age, blunt bangs and poofy ends curled under just above the shoulder look and she asked if I was getting up.
Seriously? I'm looking out the window, my headphones are on and you hit me to ask me if I'm getting up? You want to sit down then plop your ass down and we can get on with ignoring one another. I quickly gave her a look and said no then went back to my world outside the El.
Yes what comes next is passive aggressive to most people, however, this is an issue others have and not me personally. My phone makes this beeping noise when I text message people and I've grown accustomed to it and rarely hear it. I received a number of texts this morning while sitting next to her and I knew she was looking every time I received one. HA HA! Kharma sucks lady! Don't hit people with your magazine if you're asking an obvious question. I'm going to randomly smack someone walking next to me and ask them, "Are you walking?"
Then all of a sudden something hit me, pretty sure it was a newspaper or something paper-esque. I look at my arm and then I look at what may have struck me when I see it was an old lady holding a magazine. I of course glare at her. She is old enough to know better that hitting someone with your magazine is quite rude. I look at her face and her strange haircut that hasn't changed since she decided this was "her look" with the too dark hair for her age, blunt bangs and poofy ends curled under just above the shoulder look and she asked if I was getting up.
Seriously? I'm looking out the window, my headphones are on and you hit me to ask me if I'm getting up? You want to sit down then plop your ass down and we can get on with ignoring one another. I quickly gave her a look and said no then went back to my world outside the El.
Yes what comes next is passive aggressive to most people, however, this is an issue others have and not me personally. My phone makes this beeping noise when I text message people and I've grown accustomed to it and rarely hear it. I received a number of texts this morning while sitting next to her and I knew she was looking every time I received one. HA HA! Kharma sucks lady! Don't hit people with your magazine if you're asking an obvious question. I'm going to randomly smack someone walking next to me and ask them, "Are you walking?"
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Classy Broads
Here's a list of bad manners that gets under our skins when they
...talk on their cellphones while you're out to dinner with them chatting away like you don't exist.
...text constantly while you're out to dinner because apparently the message they're waiting for "I LOVE YOU" hasn't come yet. However, the one you're about to send "you're being rude you whore!" is coming dangerously close to being sent.
...walk over to where you are and drop a stink bomb then walk away. (Ok, so a dude did this to a friend of mine, but I know women who do it as well.)
...bitch about "drama" and yet they continuously immerse themselves in it. You know who you are, don't think you can hide from my judgement.
Email us at livekismet@gmail.com with your suggestions and we'll add them...well if they're good.
...talk on their cellphones while you're out to dinner with them chatting away like you don't exist.
...text constantly while you're out to dinner because apparently the message they're waiting for "I LOVE YOU" hasn't come yet. However, the one you're about to send "you're being rude you whore!" is coming dangerously close to being sent.
...walk over to where you are and drop a stink bomb then walk away. (Ok, so a dude did this to a friend of mine, but I know women who do it as well.)
...bitch about "drama" and yet they continuously immerse themselves in it. You know who you are, don't think you can hide from my judgement.
Email us at livekismet@gmail.com with your suggestions and we'll add them...well if they're good.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Why Some Men Should Come With Warnings
I had a subletter who could NOT aim for shit. I forgot I took this picture in a fit of rage. So you can SEE what I was dealing with.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Oh no THEY didn't!
Some thoughts on every single asshole lending and insurance institution out there:
"They called it insurance, but they were gambling," said Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz. "In a market economy, there has to be a sense of accountability. You can't come running to the government every time you have a problem."
I couldn't have said it better myself. I already blogged about this, but I was so mad I decided to blog about it again.
"They called it insurance, but they were gambling," said Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz. "In a market economy, there has to be a sense of accountability. You can't come running to the government every time you have a problem."
I couldn't have said it better myself. I already blogged about this, but I was so mad I decided to blog about it again.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
No One is Safe
I realize that while we have blogs, no one is safe. We may change the names and give vague instances of where the occurrence of bad behaviour took place, but we're putting it out there. Yeah, for the world to see how we deal with some seriously questionable people.
People will give you an one eyebrow raised look when you tell them you have a blog, they step back when you say you have two. It is the millenium's way of saying you have kids. These kids talk though and they speak volumes of what issues you have.
However, is it the people we talk about that makes this blog what it is or is it our limits in dealing with people like this. Not sure yet, this will be a great experiment. With that said I have learned a long time ago when people are upset they will talk shit. There are valid points, but it's usually in a harsher (in my case, much harsher) tone. I am not naive in thinking that people do not talk about me when I tick them off, but don't be that stupid ass and get pissed off when I do the same. For I am one of those people that you shouldn't worry about whether I'll be there or not unless I stop talking to you. When all communication ceases between us you are dead to me and I no longer have any capacity to give a shit what you do.
With that said, welcome to the latest and greatest blog about people we know and don't who do some really stupid shit to us. Who are hypocritical, dirty, at times trashy, racist, elitist, judgemental whores. Oh that was about them, not us. Eh...maybe we're a bit elitist and judgemental and whores only when we feel like it.
Either way you'll get a kick out of our lunacy and those that we encounter. I sure as hell do.
People will give you an one eyebrow raised look when you tell them you have a blog, they step back when you say you have two. It is the millenium's way of saying you have kids. These kids talk though and they speak volumes of what issues you have.
However, is it the people we talk about that makes this blog what it is or is it our limits in dealing with people like this. Not sure yet, this will be a great experiment. With that said I have learned a long time ago when people are upset they will talk shit. There are valid points, but it's usually in a harsher (in my case, much harsher) tone. I am not naive in thinking that people do not talk about me when I tick them off, but don't be that stupid ass and get pissed off when I do the same. For I am one of those people that you shouldn't worry about whether I'll be there or not unless I stop talking to you. When all communication ceases between us you are dead to me and I no longer have any capacity to give a shit what you do.
With that said, welcome to the latest and greatest blog about people we know and don't who do some really stupid shit to us. Who are hypocritical, dirty, at times trashy, racist, elitist, judgemental whores. Oh that was about them, not us. Eh...maybe we're a bit elitist and judgemental and whores only when we feel like it.
Either way you'll get a kick out of our lunacy and those that we encounter. I sure as hell do.
The discounter
Let me first say that I fully understand the need to just commiserate at times. But what SERIOUSLY pisses me off is when people do this: Do you ever have friends where you listen to all their bullshit relationship drama, but somehow if you try to discuss another point in your life that you are upset or concerned about you are automatically discounted?? Your concerns are DISMISSED. Dismissed in that either you are being a drama queen or your concerns are just not that important.
This actually happened to me yesterday when dining with a well known CC. Upon expressing my disappointment that ANOTHER CC had failed to step up the plate during a crisis and be a friend, THIS CC defended the actions...or uh, lackthereof. I was told that "other people have stuff going on TOO" and I was made to feel stupid and selfish. For those of you out there who don't know...the situation was a broken neck. And my disappointment was that, this person, whom I thought was my friend, couldn't even be bothered to write me an email or text me to see how things were.
I actually kind of feel stupid writing this...expressing disappointment about a CC TO a CC. WTH was I thinking?
This actually happened to me yesterday when dining with a well known CC. Upon expressing my disappointment that ANOTHER CC had failed to step up the plate during a crisis and be a friend, THIS CC defended the actions...or uh, lackthereof. I was told that "other people have stuff going on TOO" and I was made to feel stupid and selfish. For those of you out there who don't know...the situation was a broken neck. And my disappointment was that, this person, whom I thought was my friend, couldn't even be bothered to write me an email or text me to see how things were.
I actually kind of feel stupid writing this...expressing disappointment about a CC TO a CC. WTH was I thinking?
Monday, July 14, 2008
How to tell if you SUCK...
(This is similar to the last blog, but after being dissed by a CC I felt we needed one w/an angrier tone.)
1) If you indulge your non-plan committal boyfriend by not committing to plans with your friends any longer. (You suck even worse if you show up to "appease" your friends with your boyfriend and make no attempts to socialize or speak to anyone b/c you cater to him.)
2) If the reason why you do this is because you just CANNOT find it possible to remove yourself from hibernating up his asshole.
3) If your friends stop inviting you to things because they are tired of your flakey cc ass, but yet you play the victim by refusing to accept responsibility in the situation and being a martyr.
4) If all of your interests now come second to your significant other's interest.
5) If one day you look around and realize that all your friends have abandoned you and you just cannot understand WHY this happened.
Any more that anyone else can think of?
1) If you indulge your non-plan committal boyfriend by not committing to plans with your friends any longer. (You suck even worse if you show up to "appease" your friends with your boyfriend and make no attempts to socialize or speak to anyone b/c you cater to him.)
2) If the reason why you do this is because you just CANNOT find it possible to remove yourself from hibernating up his asshole.
3) If your friends stop inviting you to things because they are tired of your flakey cc ass, but yet you play the victim by refusing to accept responsibility in the situation and being a martyr.
4) If all of your interests now come second to your significant other's interest.
5) If one day you look around and realize that all your friends have abandoned you and you just cannot understand WHY this happened.
Any more that anyone else can think of?
Beware! Beware! Be a Very Wary Bear!
Does she constantly check her phone every 5, 10, 15 minutes to check to see if she missed his call because he said he'd "call her later"?
Does she refuse to make plans because he mentioned something at sometime wanting to do something with her so she keeps her calendar open in case he decides on when that is?
Does she constantly fuss about whether or not he's looking at other girls and whether or not she's prettier than those other girls?
Does she talk about his likes and dislikes when he is not there and wasn't brought up in any conversation?
Does she cancel plans with you because he called/texted/emailed saying that he can do something at the exact same time you had plans to do something?
Does she make excuses for his bad behavior EVEN AFTER she had complained about the same behavior in a recent conversation?
These are warning signs that your friend may be...a Cock Cuddler.
Does she refuse to make plans because he mentioned something at sometime wanting to do something with her so she keeps her calendar open in case he decides on when that is?
Does she constantly fuss about whether or not he's looking at other girls and whether or not she's prettier than those other girls?
Does she talk about his likes and dislikes when he is not there and wasn't brought up in any conversation?
Does she cancel plans with you because he called/texted/emailed saying that he can do something at the exact same time you had plans to do something?
Does she make excuses for his bad behavior EVEN AFTER she had complained about the same behavior in a recent conversation?
These are warning signs that your friend may be...a Cock Cuddler.
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