Monday, July 14, 2008

Beware! Beware! Be a Very Wary Bear!

Does she constantly check her phone every 5, 10, 15 minutes to check to see if she missed his call because he said he'd "call her later"?

Does she refuse to make plans because he mentioned something at sometime wanting to do something with her so she keeps her calendar open in case he decides on when that is?

Does she constantly fuss about whether or not he's looking at other girls and whether or not she's prettier than those other girls?

Does she talk about his likes and dislikes when he is not there and wasn't brought up in any conversation?

Does she cancel plans with you because he called/texted/emailed saying that he can do something at the exact same time you had plans to do something?

Does she make excuses for his bad behavior EVEN AFTER she had complained about the same behavior in a recent conversation?

These are warning signs that your friend may be...a Cock Cuddler.

No comments: