Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Classy Broads

Here's a list of bad manners that gets under our skins when they

...talk on their cellphones while you're out to dinner with them chatting away like you don't exist.

...text constantly while you're out to dinner because apparently the message they're waiting for "I LOVE YOU" hasn't come yet. However, the one you're about to send "you're being rude you whore!" is coming dangerously close to being sent.

...walk over to where you are and drop a stink bomb then walk away. (Ok, so a dude did this to a friend of mine, but I know women who do it as well.)

...bitch about "drama" and yet they continuously immerse themselves in it. You know who you are, don't think you can hide from my judgement.

Email us at livekismet@gmail.com with your suggestions and we'll add them...well if they're good.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Why Some Men Should Come With Warnings


I had a subletter who could NOT aim for shit. I forgot I took this picture in a fit of rage. So you can SEE what I was dealing with.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Oh no THEY didn't!

Some thoughts on every single asshole lending and insurance institution out there:

"They called it insurance, but they were gambling," said Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz. "In a market economy, there has to be a sense of accountability. You can't come running to the government every time you have a problem."

I couldn't have said it better myself. I already blogged about this, but I was so mad I decided to blog about it again.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

No One is Safe

I realize that while we have blogs, no one is safe. We may change the names and give vague instances of where the occurrence of bad behaviour took place, but we're putting it out there. Yeah, for the world to see how we deal with some seriously questionable people.

People will give you an one eyebrow raised look when you tell them you have a blog, they step back when you say you have two. It is the millenium's way of saying you have kids. These kids talk though and they speak volumes of what issues you have.

However, is it the people we talk about that makes this blog what it is or is it our limits in dealing with people like this. Not sure yet, this will be a great experiment. With that said I have learned a long time ago when people are upset they will talk shit. There are valid points, but it's usually in a harsher (in my case, much harsher) tone. I am not naive in thinking that people do not talk about me when I tick them off, but don't be that stupid ass and get pissed off when I do the same. For I am one of those people that you shouldn't worry about whether I'll be there or not unless I stop talking to you. When all communication ceases between us you are dead to me and I no longer have any capacity to give a shit what you do.

With that said, welcome to the latest and greatest blog about people we know and don't who do some really stupid shit to us. Who are hypocritical, dirty, at times trashy, racist, elitist, judgemental whores. Oh that was about them, not us. Eh...maybe we're a bit elitist and judgemental and whores only when we feel like it.

Either way you'll get a kick out of our lunacy and those that we encounter. I sure as hell do.

The discounter

Let me first say that I fully understand the need to just commiserate at times. But what SERIOUSLY pisses me off is when people do this: Do you ever have friends where you listen to all their bullshit relationship drama, but somehow if you try to discuss another point in your life that you are upset or concerned about you are automatically discounted?? Your concerns are DISMISSED. Dismissed in that either you are being a drama queen or your concerns are just not that important.

This actually happened to me yesterday when dining with a well known CC. Upon expressing my disappointment that ANOTHER CC had failed to step up the plate during a crisis and be a friend, THIS CC defended the actions...or uh, lackthereof. I was told that "other people have stuff going on TOO" and I was made to feel stupid and selfish. For those of you out there who don't know...the situation was a broken neck. And my disappointment was that, this person, whom I thought was my friend, couldn't even be bothered to write me an email or text me to see how things were.

I actually kind of feel stupid writing this...expressing disappointment about a CC TO a CC. WTH was I thinking?